Fortunes

My son and I enjoy reading the profundities to be found inside Chinese fortune cookies, which, by the way, are not Chinese in origin. Over the years I've kept a few of those little strips of paper, either because they amused me, or, sadly, offered some meager encouragement. One of my recent favorites was inside my 15-year-old son's cookie: If you wish good advice, consult your mother. Of course, it probably should have had a disclaimer under the Lucky Numbers: Consult your mother at your own risk. Acme Fortunes in no way guarantees that maternal advice, given and/or followed, will always turn out for the best. Results may vary. Our fortunetellers recommend taking any advice with a grain of salt." The last time we got Chinese take-out, my son got another gem: No need to worry! You will always have everything that you need. What a relief!



Here's one that I got:






A potential urge. It's good to know that I may potentially feel like doing something, and when the urge turns into action, I now have the confidence in my ability for accomplishment. Cleaning the bathroom is an accomplishment...right?